March 2012
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Watchboxed-lunches:
:/ why were they still laughing ?
Hell no! I would’ve punched her that bitch square in the face when I woke up.
I think what we’re all ignoring here… is that young man in the sombrero over there has a FAKE HAND.
What’s more is it is BLUE. Blue! A fake blue hand!
HE’S A MOOOOONSTERRRRRRRR!!!
phatjesus asked: Yup when Hank was in the hospital. trying to still seem like the strong patriarch
villn:
i hate leap year cause it’s just one more day that we have to pretend to appreciate black people
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Who all remembers that scene from Breaking Bad, I think it’s the third season, where Walt and his family are sitting in the waiting room at the doctor’s office (maybe a hospital) and Walt’s like, “Shit, this table is wobbly,” and then he spends like, five minutes fixing it as everyone else just stares awkwardly in his direction?
Because I now am remembering that...
sailorsandsweaters said: for some reason i didn’t read this as you being a dick.
I think I just say I’m being a dick or whatever to take whatever incoming heat off myself. I know, it’s all my opinion and stuff, and opinions technically can’t be wrong, but people on Tumblr will find anyone to single out and anything about that person to call out and cry foul over. Even if...
February 2012
231 posts
pourpouvoir said: Sometimes you gotta do it, haha.
No. Ha, OK, honestly, I don’t know too much about video making (or editing) but when I record a video of myself, I improv it. Every single line, every single word, I do it on the fly. Every time. I don’t bullet point what I’m going to say, I don’t script the direction I hope to be heading in, I do none of that. I prefer...
Super dick.
Should I feel bad for laughing at the kids in school (middle, high, college) who were so obviously going through a phase that wouldn’t last through adulthood? The goth kids, the punk kids, the jocks, the stoners… all bubbles waiting to burst. I guess I was the boring, plain, vanilla kid throughout my schooling, never so much as adopting a new style to fit with the times. I didn’t...
I’ve had a while to contemplate it and I’ve concluded that I like Parks and Recreation better than Community. I think it’s because Parks and Rec doesn’t beat me over the head with how smart its writers are, or how intelligent it’s trying to be. “References!!” I dig a reference-based comedy, but Community seems to overdo it sometimes, as if to say,...
Jump cuts are the worst thing in the world.
Please, video makers. I beg you. Stop.
Thanks! :)
I'm not a terrorist, and neither are you!
I always find it kind of funny how massive the double standard is when it comes to the police or the government. When the cops do well, for instance, they are praised. When they use investigative tactics, when they search through someone’s phone records and texts, go in without a warrant, etc. and they’re successful in, say, finding a missing person? It’s, “Oh, thank you...
In America, "average" means "good." Don't be...
A common argument I hear (and love) is from women who reject the label of being “plus-sized,” or any equivalent phrase. They wear a size 12 or 14 and hear the laughs, then fight back with, “But the average dress size in America is 12,” or something to that effect. Which is all fine and dandy except it’s using the logic that “average” means...
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Sorry, dudes, but I don’t care for this whole Angelina Jolie’s leg meme. Too forced. Way, way too forced. Like someone said, “HEY! That’s out of the ordinary. What if I pointed it out on the Internet and, through use of my amaaaaazing photoshop skillz, put Jolie in a bunch of odd, real-world situations she would never have any business being in otherwise? And what if I did...
I honestly want to have a show with a pasty-white cast of young people, where all they do is talk about being white and how that gets them ridiculed or looked at differently by society, like it’s not the 21st century or something. Then they’ll have really white musical guests, like Andrew Bird or Josh Groban or Jack Johnson. They also will pay homage to Sweden and Holland and the other...
oh look another black comedy show on comedy central where all the hosts talk about is how black they are
original stuff
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Wait, so everyone is complaining about the new posting icons? Who cares? Websites change, evolve. If they didn’t, hell, every site would still look like this.
But then, if this is the worst thing that has happened to people lately, I’d say we’re all doing pretty good.
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WWE.com: 10 Greatest WrestleMania Entrances →
SPOILERS: Shawn Michaels at WrestleMania XII is not only absent from the number one spot, but the list on the whole. In fact, just one Michaels entrance made it, that being WrestleMania 25. While I’d say he never was one to make too huge a deal about how he entered the arena, except for the aforementioned occasions, that John Cena and Triple H each have two spots on this list strikes me as...
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Stop taking everything so seriously.
Anyone else need their dads fucked?
seriously just lmk
massiveheartattack asked: fortune cookies aren't chinese. they are an american construct forced upon asian culture. That is why it is racist. Do a little research. Don't be an ignorant asshole.
Kevin Steen: This match is trending world wide!
Excalibur: *laughs* What a shitty metric of measuring mainstream popularity...
Kevin Steen: I trended worldwide once! And then I looked in my wallet, and it was empty, and I felt shitty.
teamcocket:
Dumb Statuses Made After Teenage Girl Discovers Weed: the novel
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